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Otto Titsling letra
"This next story is a true story.
It concerns two of my favorite subjects:
industrial theft . . . and-a t-ts!
Mmm, what a combo! This is the story . . .
The inventor of the modern foundation garment
that we women wear today was a German scientist
and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling!
This is a true story.
His name was Otto Titsling.
What happened to Otto Titsling shouldn't happen to a schnauzer.
It's a very sad story. I feel I have to share it with you."
Otto Titsling, inventor and kraut,
had nothing to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak.
He fled to the opera at least twice a week.
One night at the opera he saw an Aida
who's t-ts were so big they would often impede her.
Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit,
done in by the weight of those terrible t-ts.
Oh, my god! There she blows!
Aerodynamically this bitch was a mess.
Otto eyeballed the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,
and he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration
flood his soul. He knew what he had to do!
He ran back to his workshop
where he futzed and futzed and futzed.
For Otto Titsling had found his quest:
to lift and mold the female breast;
to point the small ones to the sky;
to keep the big ones high and dry!
Every night he'd sweat and snort
searching for the right support.
He tried some string and paper clips.
Hey! He even tried his own two lips!
Well, he stitched and he slaved
and he slaved and he stitched
until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
Otto arose from his workbench triumphant.
Yes! He had invented the worlds first
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!
Exhausted but ecstatic he ran
down the street to the diva's house
bearing the prototype in his hot little hand.
Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on.
But, after many initial misgivings,
she finally did.
And the sigh of relief that issued forth
from the diva's mouth
was so loud that it was mistaken by some
to be the early onset of the Siroccan Winds
which would often roll through the Schwarzwald
with a vengeance!
Ahhhhh-i!
But little did Otto know,
at the moment of his greatest triumph,
lurking under the diva's bed
was none other than the very worst
of the French patent thieves,
Philippe DeBrassiere.
And Phil was watching the scene
with a great deal of interest!
Later that night, while our Brun Hilda slept,
into the wardrobe Philippe softly crept.
He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore,
'til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door.
Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! What bliss!
I'm gonna make me a million from this!
Every woman in the world will wanna buy one.
I can have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan."
"Oh, thank you!"
The result of this swindle is pointedly clear:
Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?
"Ohhh! Thank you!"
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- Alabama Song
- All I Need To Know
- All Of A Sudden
- Alright, Okay, You Win
- Alýr Seni Boþarým
- Am I Blue
- Anadolu Benim
- Avara
- Ayrýlýk
- Baby (Is What He Calls Me)
- Baby Boy
- Baby Mine
- Bang, You're Dead
- Barýþ Türküsü
- Baubles Bangles And Beads
- Be With You
- Beast Of Burden
- Beþinci Mevsim
- Big Noise From Winnetka
- Big Noise From Winnetka - Divine Madness Version
- Bir Çift Turna
- Bir Çift Turna Gördüm
- Birds
- Bit Pazarý
- Black Coffee
- Blue Prelude
- Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy
- Breaking Up Somebodys Home
- Bu Akþam Ölürüm
- Buckets Of Rain
- Bye Bye Blackbird
- Call Me
- Chapel Of Love
- Chinese Love Poems: The Fisherman/Autumn Evening
- Come Back, Jimmy Dean
- Cradle Days
- Çýlgýn
- Dadaþ
- Daddy
- Dangerously in Love 2
- Days Of Wine And Roses
- Daytime Hustler
- Delta Dawn
- Do You Want To Dance?
- Dokunursan Yanarsýn
- Drinking Again
- E Street Shuffle
- Ele é um vagabundo
- Empty Bed Blues
- Everybody Loves Somebody
- Everything's Coming Up Roses
- Eþek Gözlüm
- Fat As I Am
- Favorite Waste Of Time
- Fever
- Fire Down Below
- For Every Man There's a Woman
- Friends (Side 2, Cut 1)
- Friends (Side 2, Cut 6)
- From A Distance
- Gee Baby, Ain't I Good To You
- Gel Öpem Seni
- Gift from Virgo
- Gitme Döngüsü
- Goin' To Chicago Blues
- Golden Earrings
- Greensleeves
- Hallelujah, I Love Him So
- Hang On In There, Baby
- He Was Too Good To Me / Since You Stayed Here
- He's a Tramp
- Heart Over Head
- Hello In There
- Hey Big Spender
- Higher And Higher (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me)
- Hip Hop Star
- Hurricane
- Hurry On Down
- I Belong To You
- I Don't Want The Night To End
- I Don't Want to Play in Your Yard
- I Enjoy Being a Girl
- I Know You By Heart
- I Never Talk To Strangers
- I Shall Be Released
- I Think It's Going To Rain Today
- I'm A Woman
- I'm Glad I Waited For You
- I'm Gonna Go Fishin'
- I'm Singing Broadway
- I've Still Got My Health
- In The Mood
- Is It Love
- Is That All There Is?
- It's a good day
- Johnny Guitar
- Just An Old Love Of Mine
- Just For a Thrill
- Kapat Kapýlarý
- Karagözlüm
- Keep On Rockin'
- Köprüden Geçti Gelin
- La La Lu
- La Vie En Rose
- Laroo Laroo Lilli Bolero
- Leader Of The Pack
- Let Me Call You Sweetheart
- Let Me Drive
- Let Me Go Lover
- Let Me Just Follow Behind
- Linger In My Arms a Little Longer Baby
- Little Drummer Boy
- Little Old Car
- Long John Blues
- Love me or leave me
- Love Me With A Feeling
- Love Says It's Waiting
- Make Yourself Comfortable
- Mama's Gone, Goodbye
- Marahuana
- Married Men
- Me, Myself and I
- Midnight In Memphis
- Millworker
- Miss Otis Regrets
- Moonlight Dancing
- Mr. Goldstone
- Mr. Rockefeller
- Mr. Wonderful
- My Eye On You
- My Heart Belongs To Daddy
- My Knight In Black Leather
- My Love, Forgive Me
- My Man
- My Mother's Eyes
- Nanette
- Naughty Girl
- Night And Day
- Nine Thorny Thickets
- No Jestering
- Odalarým
- Of Such Is the Kingdom of God
- Oh Industry
- Oh My My
- Old Cape Cod
- Old Master Painter
- One For My Baby (And One More For The Road)
- One More Round
- Only In Miami
- Optimistic Voices / Lullaby Of Broadway
- Otto Titsling
- Paradise
- Pass Me By
- Please Send Me Someone To Love
- Rain
- Ready To Begin Again
- Red
- Riders In The Sky
- Rose's Turn
- Salýný Salýný
- Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
- Say Goodbye To Hollywood
- Sea Fever
- See See Rider
- Seni Çýlgýn
- Seventh Son
- Shiver Me Timbers / Samedi Et Vendredi
- Show Me The Way To Get Out Of This World
- Signs
- Skylark
- Small World
- Soda And A Souvenir
- Sold My Soul To Rock 'n' Roll
- Some People
- Some People's Lives
- Söyleme
- Speechless
- Spinning Wheel
- Spring Can Really Hang You Up The Most
- Stay With Me
- Stop Living In The Past
- Storybook Children
- Strangers In The Night
- Summer (The First Time)
- Superstar
- Surabaya Johnny
- Sweet Happy Life
- That Old Black Magic
- That's How You Like It
- That's My Style
- The Christmas Song
- The Christmas Waltz
- The Closer I Get to You
- The Gift Of Love
- The Girl From Ipanema
- The Girl Is On To You
- The Glory Of Love
- The Gold Wedding Ring
- The Man I Love
- The Riddle Song
- The Rose
- The Thrill Is Gone (From Yesterday's Kiss)
- The Wearing of the Green
- The White Birch and the Sycamore
- They Cant Take That Away From Me
- Together, Wherever We Go
- Tragedy
- Turnam
- Twisted
- Under The Boardwalk
- Up The Ladder To The Roof
- Uptown / Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby) / Da Doo Run Run
- Usandým Ben
- Vakti Geldi
- Vay Be
- Vur Sineme Öldür Beni
- Waitin For The Train To Come In
- When A Man Loves A Woman
- Whisper Not
- White Christmas
- Whose Side Are You On?
- Why Don't You Do Right
- Wind Beneath My Wings
- Winter Wonderland
- Yandý Bu Yürek
- Yar Deyi
- Yellow Beach Umbrella
- Yes
- You Can't Always Get What You Want
- You Deserve
- You Don't Know
- You Don't Know Me
- You'll Never Get Away From Me
- You're Moving Out Today
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